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Hey. It's time. Now. To Live Fully Again.

Now means now.

Now is not a thing on your calendar. It is not a project that kicks off next month. It’s not on your action item list.

It’s now.

So, Live Out Loud™.
Because life is great. You’ll see.

The Loud Lemon Lineup

5G Sugar · Naturally Flavored · Gluten Free · 5% Lemon Juice
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Darryl, Chief of Product, here, giving you a rundown of what we are launching with.

Original

We’ll go hand-to-hand, toe-to-toe, or tongue-to-tongue with any spiked lemonade or hard seltzer you bring us and if you don’t straight up agree that ours tastes the best, then there is probably something wrong with you. You might want to see a neurologist. Kidding. But still. It’s the core recipe that we took major pains and spared no expense to create. It’s 5% lemon juice and it is session-ready (not sure we’re allowed to say that, but still, it is) and it is proven to cure mouth boredom because it tastes amazing. With just 5 grams of sugar. Le-BOOM-onade. Hello: I rule.

Available In:

12 (12oz) Can Multi-Pack

6 (12oz) Can Pack

16 oz Can

Peach

Georgia peach, to be more exact. Unreal, it’s so good. It’s like eating a juicy peach while bathing in an infinity pool of cold sparkling lemonade on a hot summer day in Georgia. And Georgia rules. Also, if you happen to be driving in Georgia, I invented a road trip game to play there called Peach Points. Rules – one point is awarded for every verbal or visual representation of a peach spotted while driving in Georgia. If the peach is three dimensional then it’s worth 5 points. First person to reach 10 points wins. License plates don’t count. Driver starts with 3-point lead. Georgia loves its peaches, and we love Georgia. #peachpointsrules

Available In:

12 (12oz) Can Multi-Pack

16 oz Can

Island Jam

So, before you accuse us of cheap cultural appropriation, let us make one thing clear. Our founder spends a huge amount of time in the Caribbean. Like, to the point where we don’t know how he gets any work done. And, it isn’t actually cheap to do Loud Lemon Island Jam really well. So, please don’t complain; don’t send us angry emails; don’t tweet about it, we’re already sorry. Plus, guava and pineapple and blood orange taste pretty damn good when mixed with delicious spiked sparkling lemonade. End of apology. You’re welcome. Irie.

Available In:

6 (12oz) Can Pack

16 oz Can

Watermelon

Easy to try and very, very hard to do right. You have to stitch together with a surgeon’s skill the big, round sweet mildness of a melon with the sharper crispness of sparkling lemonade. We did. And it’s delicious. Unlike other watermelon-flavored things that aren’t watermelons, it doesn’t smell or taste like chewing gum, it happens to taste excellent, and it’s seriously poundable. (Legal: you can’t say poundable. That’s not allowed.) Sorry. Within a total responsibility framework, you may wish to enjoy more than one Loud Lemon Watermelon in a single sitting, at a sensible time interval.

Available In:

12 (12oz) Can Multi-Pack

Mojito

Si, mojito. Not a typo. Cuban Spanish for “little mojo,” we studied this cocktail, firsthand, in Cuba. This is one of our signature flavors and we are proud of that. After all, lemons and limes have mixed well since forever. Like all of our spiked sparkling lemonades, it’s 5% alcohol by volume, 5% lemon juice. And it’s naturally flavored with lime, mint, and a good dose of Cuban loudness.

Available In:

6 (12oz) Can Pack

Blueberry

Blueberry – it might just be the best tasting thing we’ve ever made, but I wouldn’t know, because Loud Lemon Blueberry was the flavor that edged out my cool flavor idea, Loud Lemon Birthday Cake. I hear that all my “friends” love Loud Lemon Blueberry, and so does my (ex) girlfriend. That’s nice, if you like the taste of betrayal. With friends like these, who needs friends? So, please do NOT enjoy Loud Lemon Blueberry, haters. (Legal: you can’t say any of that. None of it.) Whatever, legal. #blameblueberry #shameberry

Available In:

12 (12oz) Can Multi-Pack

Birthday Cake

(Not A Real Product...Yet)

This was my badass flavor idea (superior in every way to blueberry) that got edged out by the blueberry betrayers I mentioned above. We haven’t actually made this yet. But I figure “social media” will change all that. Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer doesn’t get the job, but he just starts showing up to work, anyway? It’s like that. Who doesn’t like the tasty frosting and the buttery moistness of a birthday cake? So, remember to “like” Loud Lemon Birthday Cake on “social media.” Because it’s delicious and it’s the right thing to do. (Legal: You can’t tell them to enjoy a product we don’t make. And we screened this flavor out because of all your bad product ideas this was the worst. It was universally hated inside and outside of the company. It had nothing to do with blueberries.)

This is Loud Lemon

Why Lemonade. Why Loud. Why Now.

Lemonade is an American institution.

It’s something everyone likes. Done well there’s nothing better. Life is too short to drink anything but the best you can afford and that’s what we make.

We created Loud Lemon with a few things in mind.

First: that spiked seltzers and sodas are an intelligent alternative to beer, and they ought to taste amazing. And that they can and will taste amazing if you make them right. Second: was that a good lemonade-based adult beverage should fit your lifestyle. You can have it both ways if you’re willing to work for it. That’s what we did.

Loud Lemon exists the same way any other beverage does.

But it is our aim that we serve far more to the world than just another liquid in a pretty can. It is our hope that Loud Lemon captures folks’ imagination, brings people together when there are way too many things that we let divide us, celebrates what’s permanently good about each of us – all of us lemons – and brings out the best in us all.

We are grateful for you and appreciate you all. We invite you all to come with us on this journey and above all else we invite you toLIVE OUT LOUD™.

Loud Lemon